Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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