Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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