DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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