i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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