Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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