so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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