we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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