Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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