new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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