Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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