trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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