Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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