Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
