Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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