I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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