Quick, to the slutcave!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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