Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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