Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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