So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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