I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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