Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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