You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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