I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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