so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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