So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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