i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I need a beard to bite.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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