we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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