you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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