is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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