How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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