there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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