I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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