Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
