By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Randomize
