As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Randomize
