Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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