spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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