Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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