Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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