just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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