Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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