it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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