she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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