How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Your face is a jimmy john
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
