id be glad to
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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