"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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