My brain says no but my pants say off.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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