I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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