He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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