I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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